Gal Gadot Is Goal Gadot

“What an ass, damn” Aavi thought as he saw Camilla Cabello’s fine bum appear behind Adam Levine in his music video “Girls Like You”. And a minute later, Aavi saw Gal Gadot jump up from behind, and start dancing and owning the moment. And at that moment Aavi was like, “Meh, maybe she’s a little…

The Awesome Foursome, Benefiting The Food Processing Industry

Aavi scoured the net for recent news and trends in the Food Industry but to his avail had little luck. He finally thought he found a great article only to find out that it was published in 2014. “Ahh, 2014”, wasn’t a great year, but it was definitely before the years where shit had hit…

Happy Place, Happy Thoughts

Aavi was just finishing up watching “The Outsiders”, with the final scene mentioning a wonderful red sunset that really did look quite amazing. With tears in his eyes, Aavi took in the last moments of the film, the nostalgic country music, the shallow rich girl, the bond between brothers and a sad final farewell to…

Chapter Three: Psychological Roulette

Fangs and Ariana followed the lady and her two bodyguards out of the strange brightly lit room into a new lounge area. No sooner had they stepped out of the previous room did two wall mirrors slide into place sealing of the path from which they came. The new room that they had entered was…

Smoked Watermelon: The Prodigious Invention Of Duck’s Eatery

It was Sunday midday and Aavi was browsing through the net looking for the latest food trends and news to blog about. Aavi’s patience was thin having spent the early hours of the morning playing creative destruction with his cousins online…. (They didn’t win a single time that night). Every time Aavi clicked on a…

I Like My Trust, Like Cut OF Crust

It was a real shitty day this past Wednesday, at least that’s how Aavi felt. Yeah, hadn’t felt like that in quite a long time honestly. Aavi lifted his phone up and entered whatsapp. He looked to his status and thought, “Should I upload one of those ambiguous quotes?”. Immediately Aavi dispelled that thought remembering…

Liquid Nitrogen:Chilled Enough For You ?

Aavi lifted the cooler box lid and a whitish vapour slowly escaped from the box, trickling down slowly. The inside of the box was not visible as a whitish gas filled the entire box, making it impossible to see anything. Aavi poured some of his fizzy drink down into the cooler box and replaced the…

I Want To Be True To Me, Myself And I

Aavi has his nose buried in a Superman comic in a library group room. Some people make their way past him to their seats, glance at his screen, and then proceed to snicker at him. “You’re a grown up and you still read things like that, grow up man, you’re such a dork” a girl…